Friday, September 28, 2007

Covers and Remixes and Samples, OH MY!

While we are on the subject of music, is there any originality in music today? (Vague, rhetorical question. I know there is SOME.) While posting that Soulja Boy album, I came across about 50 remixes of the song and the album isn't even out yet. Everything today is a remix, sampled or a cover. Music is getting as bad as movies these days. What my final straw was and forcing me to make this post was when I came across the following video:

Are these guys serious. (For the record the band is called Vanilla Sky.) And again, this song is being covered by a ton of artists. As if the original isn't bad enough. Dashboard Confessional is selling an album of covers at there concerts, New Found Glory has released a second full album of covers and there's the ever so popular cover of Phil Collins' "Land of Confusion" by Disturbed that's played constantly on the local radio station.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not 100% against covers. There are plenty of good ones out there, one of my favorites being a cover of Nena's "99 Luftballoons" by Goldfinger. I'm just saying, if your best work is a cover song (looks at Fred Durst), maybe you should reconsider your career.

Please feel free to discus and tell me I'm an idiot.

Soulja Boy - souljaboytellem.Com

Yeah, not my cup of tea, but hey, got to appeal to the masses.

Soulja Boy - souljaboytellem.Com
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01. Intro
02. Crank That (Soulja Boy)
03. Sidekick
04. Snap and Roll
05. Bapes
06. Let Me Get Em
07. Donk
08. Yahhh
09. Pass It To Arab
10. Soulja Girl
11. Booty Meat
12. Report Card
13. Shee Thirsty
14. Don't Get Mad
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Donn's Thoughts on Men in Tight Pants

MVP or MOP?

It’s that time of year again. The pennant races are wrapping up, and the true gamers are stepping up to carry their team to a playoff berth. You can’t put the television on any sports related programming and not hear some MVP chatter from anchors and analysts alike. It’s an exciting time that leads to an exciting discussion. Right?

Not so much. Unfortunately, the baseball writers that vote on and ultimately determine the winner of this award each year have completely destroyed any and all credibility that this award once had.

A few years ago, Alex Rodriguez won the AL award while piling up ridiculous numbers for the last place Texas Rangers. Last year, Ryan Howard earned the NL honors while accumulating an awe-inspiring number of home runs for his third place Philadelphia Phillies. To be sure, these players had absolutely remarkable seasons. However, a question remains regarding whether or not these players were truly baseball’s Most Valuable Player. Or to put it in other words, were these guys so valuable to their respective teams that the teams would not have achieved what they did were these players not on their teams?

Actually, no, and the reason is simple: THEIR TEAMS WON NOTHING. How valuable can a player be to his team if that team does not even stand to make the playoffs? There’s little doubt that ARod’s Rangers would have still come in last place were they forced to play without his presence in the lineup. Similarly, what’s the difference between Howard’s Phillies coming in third or fourth place? As the old saying goes, second place is first loser. So how much more worthless is a third place finish?

I say all of that to say this: Major League Baseball has instituted an award to be given to the best offensive player at each position – it’s called the Silver Slugger award. As such, the MVP awards should go to the players that truly are the most valuable to their teams and not merely the players with the prettiest numbers as has become the common practice. Obviously, carrying a team to the playoffs should be an obvious prerequisite for the award. So where would such a philosophy leave us regarding this year’s award winners?

In the American League, there’s no doubt in my mind that the aforementioned Alex Rodriguez is most deserving of the honor, with David Ortiz (.325/33/114) and Vladimir Guerrero (.322/26/123/) getting a tip of the hat. Rodriguez has put up staggering offensive numbers (.309/53/151/24SBs) while carrying his team all the way back from trailing the Tigers by 8.5 games to capture the AL Wild Card.

The National League, however, paints a more competitive picture. Matt Holliday(.338/36/132/11SBs), Jimmy Rollins (.296/30/91/37SBs), Ryan Howard (.265/43/128), David Wright (.321/30/105/34SBs), Eric Byrnes (.288/21/82/49SBs), Ryan Braun(.325/33/94/14SBs), and Prince Fielder (.290/50/119) have all accumulated impressive numbers while carrying their respective teams to playoff contention. Due to the overall murkiness of the NL playoff picture at the time of this writing, it’s impossible to name one odds-on favorite for the award from this group. My solution however, would be to rank them as follows:

Holliday (Great numbers carrying a team devoid of big talent to protect him)
Fielder (Great power numbers, takes a hit due to solid support from Braun & JJ Hardy)
Wright (Great all around numbers, but not as much power as Holliday)
Rollins (Takes a significant hit for being surrounded by the best offense in the league)
Braun (Rookie put up great numbers despite not starting for the first month of the year)
Howard (Takes a significant hit for being surrounded by the best offense in the league)
Byrnes (Good numbers on a relatively unknown team, but not quite MVP-quality)

Then eliminate each player whose team fails to make the playoffs. The player who subsequently remains at the top of the list is my NL MVP winner. Then again, I had forgotten that this has become the Most Outstanding Player award - might as well engrave Miguel Cabrera or Albert Pujols’ name into the trophy.

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards

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Together and naked.

THEY have made a movie together, but now PAMELA ANDERSON and DENISE RICHARDS could be about to get a bit more intimate. Reports in the US suggest the two blondes have been offered $1million to strip for Playboy... together. It wouldn't be the first time either had got naked for the top shelf mag. Bond girl Denise posed in 2004 and Pammi started her career with Playboy and has done shoots through her career. A source told a US magazine: "Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they're seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends. And if HUGH HEFNER gets his way, it looks like the pair could be about to get even closer...


I would be lying if I told you I was excited about this. I'll check out the pics once they are posted on the forum, but there is no way I'll be spending whatever it is that a Playboy costs these days. If they are going to get some celebrity skin in Playboy, they need to start shooting for some new blood. Get that chick from Harry Potter in there or that Vanessa Hudgens girl in there. She broke up with that other guy from High School Musical and seems to like to show her tits recently. Shoot for that Playboy.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

House's Album Of The Week

TOOL - Aenima

TOOL is one of the greatest bands of my generation. With a unique metal sound that sets them apart from any other band out there. This, in my opinion, is the best album to date.

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1. Stinkfist
2. Eulogy
3. H.
4. Useful Idiot
5. Forty Six And 2
6. Message To Harry Manback
7. Hooker With A Penis
8. Intermission
9. Jimmy
10. Die Eier Von Satan
11. Pushit
12. Cesaro Summability
13. Aenema
14. (-) Ions
15. Third Eye
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Dashboard Confessional - The Wire Tapes: Volume 1

Dashboard has put together a CD of cover songs that will only be available to purchase on there upcoming tour. Here it is for you, on F.A.C.E.

Dashboard Confessional - The Wire Tapes: Volume 1
01. Theme From Volume 1 (They Might Be Giants)
02. Valens (The Movie Life)
03. El Scorcho (Weezer)
04. A Year in the Past, Forever in the Future (Grade)
05. Overkill (Men At Work)
06. If I Needed You (Townes Van Zandt)
07. Angels of the Silences (Counting Crows)
08. Catch (The Cure)
09. Pretty Pathetic (Smoking Popes)
10. Crazy (The Afghan Whigs)
11. Better (Regina Spektor)
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt's Band of the Week

Well it's Tuesday, the official CD release day and I'm here to give you my band of the week. This week I give the honor to All Time Low. Several months back I went to a show in which these guys were an opening act. Before this, I had never heard of the band. While watching them I thought to myself, "meh, it's not bad. Definitely downloadable, but I'm not gonna spend any extra cash on them." So when I got home I did just that and to my surprise they were really good. Nothing amazing, but they are definitely worth taking a listen to. So here's there latest album entitled So Wrong, It's Right. Stop by F.A.C.E Forums to check out the rest of All Time Low's discography.

All Time Low - So Wrong, It's Right
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01. This Is How We Do
02. Let It Roll
03. Six Feet Under The Stars
04. Holly (Would You Turn Me On?)
05. The Beach
06. Dear Maria
07. Shameless
08. Remembering Sunday
09. Vegas
10. Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last For A Night)
11. Come One, Come All
12. Poppin' Champagne
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Monday, September 24, 2007

Foo Fighters - Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace

Foo Fighters - Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
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01. The Pretender
02. Let It Die
03. Erase/Replace
04. Long Road To Ruin
05. Come Alive
06. Stranger Things Have Happened
07. Cheer Up, Boys (Your Make Up Is Running)
08. Summer s End
09. Ballad Of The Beaconsfield Miners
10. Statues
11. But, Honestly
12. Home
13. Once and For All (Demo) [BONUS TRACK]
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Meg White Sex Tape?

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So it appears Meg White of The White Stripes may have a sex tape. Is the girl in the video chubby? Yes. Have big tits? Yup. Kind of look like her in the face? ...I guess. Really shitty quality, taped in someone's basement in what looks to be 1993? Most definitely. My overall opinion...it's probably not her. The White Stripes have however canceled their latest tour because of "anxiety." Maybe over the sex tape? Who knows. Right now, your guess is as good as mine. Here's some screen shots and a link to download.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Welcome Everyone

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