Lindsay Gives Mom the Axe

Lindsay claims she is going to start surrounding herself with "good people" and started by firing her mom (Dina) as her manager. I guess she means she's gonna be hanging out with that tool shed she met in rehab. I give it a month till she's back on the bottle and up to the old shenanigans. OK! writes:

It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is cleaning house, and she’s doing so by removing the negative influences from her life — starting with her #1 enabler: her mother, Dina!

In her first interview after leaving rehab, Lindsay spoke exclusively to OK! to say she was cutting out former party pals like Samantha Ronson and Britney Spears. But sources reveal to OK! that the 21-year-old actress didn't stop there.

“Lindsay fired Dina as her manager,” an insider revealed. “She is livid about all this press her mom is doing on this NYC apartment that she’ll never even live in; Dina even gave Access Hollywood a tour of the apartment two nights ago.”

“I am doing my best to surround myself with good people who have their hearts and minds in the right places,” Lindsay told OK! “That’s what I plan on doing.” Dina, apparently, is not one of those people. The elder Lohan has long been under fire for taking on the role of party pal as opposed to mother, and picking loser roles for Lindsay as her manager in films like Just My Luck and Herbie: Fully Loaded. That’s right – blink and you missed them. Thus are the results of bad motherly and manger advice.

What will become of Dina without Lindsay to fall back on as her bread and butter? Dina recently made Lindsay a sacrificial lamb when she signed a six-episode reality show deal for E! by promising that Lindsay would star alongside her. “No one wants Dina without Lindsay” the source told OK! flatly. “They tolerate her simply to get to Lindsay – the REAL star in the family. When Lindsay found out about the show, she went mad at her mother. She is upset her mom would use her name and sign off on paperwork involving her career without even consulting her. The two haven’t even spoken in weeks except to fight.”

As Lindsay weeds out the negativity in her life, one can only hope she’s truly on the path to recovery. As she told OK!, “Everything is different when you have a clear mind and focus on the right things.”

Are you listening, Dina?

Sienna Miller Might Get Angry

About 2 weeks ago, Sienna Miller expressed her disgust when photos leaked of her naked rear that were taken on the set of her new movie. Well now we all get to see her tits and vajayjay too.

s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt's Band of the Week

Wow, not a thing came out today that I would be interested in listening to. So, in honor of me going to see them in concert this Saturday, my band of the week is Circa Survive. Can anyone argue with such a classy choice. Anything Anthony Green touches turns to gold. I still need to make me one of these:



Here's their latest. Head over to F.A.C.E to grab the rest of the discography.

Circa Survive - On Letting Go

01. Living Together
02. In the Morning and Amazing...
03. Greatest Lie
04. Difference Between Medicine and Poison Is in the Dose
05. Mandala
06. Travel Hymn
07. Semi Constructive Criticism
08. Kicking Your Crosses Down
09. On Letting Go
10. Carry Us Away
11. Close Your Eyes to See
12. Your Friends Are Gone
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P!ATD

So, Panic! at the Disco have decided that no music is better than anything that they can come up with and boy I can't agree more.

Ever since they burst onto the Music That Gives Rich White Kids Something To Be Upset About scene with their emo-whine-scream anthems about getting picked on in the locker room or whatever, Panic! At The Disco has, in my opinion, been nothing more than a giant, grammatically-incorrect musical mistake painted up to look like The Cure, except gay and on ecstasy. So when I read in NME Magazine that the band recorded a bunch of new songs, decided they were too weird and scrapped them altogether, I felt compelled to humble myself and apologize for unfairly judging them. Having the courage to realize that your music is totally unnecessary and the world is better off not having it at all is a sign of real maturity that one would not expect from fashion themselves to look like emo Care Bears.

Panic! At The Disco have scrapped their second album after recording a batch of songs they say are too weird.

The band told NME that the follow-up to 2006’s ‘A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out’ sounded too much like another band.

I’m not sure who is this “other band” they’re referring to (Damn Yankees maybe?), but for me, their songs all sound a lot like a genre of music I call “Sounds I Would Really Rather Not Have To Hear”, so I applaud their bold creative choice to release an album whose concept is Not Existing At All. Hell, now I might even become a fan of their new musical direction, at least if the time and mood is right for it. Like, say, when I’m sleeping.

Let us pray.

Pam Marries Again

Not that it's any big deal, but the washed up Baywatch star has gotten married again to some nobody. Pamela Anderson has tied the knot with...Rick Salomon. I would have other thoughts if this was say 10 years ago, but any pics of Pam I've seen lately have been rather gross. Especially when it's one of those paparazzi shots with no make-up on.

Less than a year after ending her brief marriage to Kid Rock, Pam Anderson has done it again — gone off and gotten hitched. Having previously said "I do" to two successul rock stars — her first husband was Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee — the 41-year-old actress/magician's assistant has opted to go for the other end of the spectrum, marrying a guy with no discernible means of income.

Regardless, Pam and new hubby Rick Salomon, most famous for doing the dirty on video with Paris Hilton (and allegedly selling the tape for personal gain), exchanged vows and swapped spit at a private villa in The Mirage casino and resort in Las Vegas, down the street from Planet Hollywood, where the former Baywatch babe now makes a living as eye candy in their stage show The Beauty of Magic.

While all the details have yet to be released, given Pamela's past wedding spectacles (her wedding to Tommy in silvery alien costumes; the multiple around-the-world ceremonies with Kid Rock), one would not be surprised to hear that a sequined elephant and a tuxedo-wearing monkey were involved.

Over/Under for how long the marriage is set at 7 months.

Britney Spears is a Mess

And the drama continues. Will anything ever go right for Ms. Spears? Probably not. The lousy whore seems to do nothing correctly. Unless you've been living under a rock for the past month or so, you know that she has gone crazy, looks like a giant mess, had a terrible performance at the VMA's and lost her kids. Most recently now, her family has held an intervention:

OK! has just learned that the reason Britney Spears' mother Lynne and her little sister Jamie Lynn flew into L.A. late last night from Kentwood, Lousiana, was to stage an intervention with the disgraced pop star. Making things even more interesting — Brit's ex-hubby Kevin Federline has just arrived at her Malibu house to take part in the proceedings.

This all comes after yet another bizarre evening of hard partying and erratic behavior from Britney. Early Friday evening, Brit, producer JR Rotem and hanger-on Sam Lusty spent hours driving around Los Angeles and Beverly Hills being followed by a caravan of paparazzi, until utlimately ending up at the posh Peninsula Hotel, where Brit had holed herself up for a few days earlier this week, following the decision by Court Commissioner Scott Gordon to give full temporary custody of her two young boys to K-Fed.

Around 2am PT, the three louseketeers exited the Peninsula and drove, screaming at each other the whole way, to Britney's gated community, The Summit, on Mulholland Drive, at which point Brit inexplicably gave her two traveling companions the boot at the gatehouse.

But the night was nowhere near being finished. A few minutes later, Brit comes roaring down the hill to The Summit's entrance, where she begins to rant incoherently that her home had been broken into. Her driving was so erratic that she pulled up on a curb, damaging her tire so badly that it required repair — which a friendly photog was more than willing to do for Brit.

Eventually, officers of the law arrived and went up to the house with Brit, JR and Sam, before returning approximately 45 minutes later. No word on whether her house was truly broken into, though all signs point to "no."

So, in the early morning hours, Brit and her pals packed back into her newly re-tired car and headed up the coast to her Malibu home — where her mom and little sis had just arrived.

It is not yet know whether Kevin brought the babies with him.

After which she proceeded to continue her craziness:

After a marathon intervention session with her mother, sister and ex-husband, Britney Spears appears to be back to her usual, unusual behavior.

Around 7pm PT on Saturday, the pop star stormed out of her Malibu home, where she had been locked in conversation with her family since the early morning hours, and sped off once more in her white convertible with a parade of more than three dozen photographers trailing her.

Her first destination was the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica — though it was more of a drive-by than a pit stop, as Britney only pulled into the valet area, had a brief discussion with a parking attendant and then got back on the road; all without leaving the car.

Next on Brit's latest tour of SoCal's celebrity hotspots was only 100 yards down the road at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant. Once again, her visit here was exceptionally brief as she left without eating and headed straight back home to her gated community off Mulholland Drive.

No statement yet from Britney or her family as to how and why their talks broke down.

She was also able to manage to miss her first scheduled visit with her kids, blaming it on once again on someone else. This time, her intercom:

Britney Spears missed her first visit with her two sons - because of a broken intercom at her mansion.

Britney, 25, was waiting in vain for Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, to arrive at the Malibu home.

Then she got a phone call from aides of her ex, Kevin Federline, saying the boys were on their way home - because they had repeatedly rung her intercom but no one had answered.

An insider said: "Brit didn't realise the intercom wasn't working.

She begged them to bring the boys back.

"But they wouldn't. She was devastated that they wouldn't turn around.

"Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys' visit at 10am. But she waited, and waited, and they didn't show up."

Ex-dancer Federline was granted custody of the boys "for the foreseeable future" after a judge ruled Britney habitually used drugs and alcohol.

Now, if going bald, gaining 50 pounds, showing your vagina to the world (again), losing your kids, missing your chance to visit your children and skipping drug tests wasn't enough, she may now lose her dogs as well:

TROUBLED BRITNEY SPEARS may face a legal battle to keep custody of her DOGS.

This week she lost temporary custody of her sons Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James to ex KEVIN FEDERLINE.

Now the boss of animal rights charity Peta has asked Federline to pursue an order for care of her Yorkie called London and chihuahuas Lucky, Lacy and Bit-Bit.

Wow. What a kick in the pants. Not even able to take care of a couple animals. At points you want to feel bad for her, but she seems to keep bringing it on herself. Can we just go back to these days please?

Donn's Thoughts on Men in Tight Pants

Old Men are Blind

So it’s Monday night and I’m enjoying the one game playoff between the San Diego Padres and Colorado Rockies to determine this years NL Wild Card winner, when Garret Atkins hit a deep fly ball to left field that appeared to hit a yellow pad on the top of the wall and bounce back onto the field of play in the seventh inning. The umps ruled that the ball had hit the wall and never left play, thus awarding Atkins with the double rather than a home run. The Padres were able to strand Atkins and get out of the seventh inning unscathed.

That’s when it hit me: imagine if the Rockies lose this game by one run. A short while later, the unthinkable happened. Matt Holiday was ruled safe at the plate with the game winning run after tagging up on a Jamey Carroll fly ball to shallow right field. Padres’ right fielder Brian Giles made a strong throw to catcher Michael Barrett, who blocked the plate while attempting to use a swipe tag on Holliday as he attempted to slide head first around Barrett’s outstretched leg. The ball dropped out of Barrett’s glove and Holliday lay motionless on the ground after taking a nasty face plant. Home plate umpire Tim McClelland motioned that Holliday was safe, and the Rockies celebrated their thrilling come from behind victory. All was well with the world….Except for one problem – replays showed that Holliday never touched home plate.

Thus the great debate: should instant replay be used in baseball to ensure that potentially game-altering calls are made correctly? Maybe it’s because I’m not a 60-year-old “traditionalist”, but I really don’t see any argument for not allowing it. I mean what’s not to like? The idea that teams and their fanbases will not have their season ended prematurely on the shoulders of a blown call?

Perhaps more appropriately, what basis is there for keeping replay out of the game? I’ve only heard two arguments against the idea, and they’re both equally stupid. The first claims that instant replay would slow down the game. What people don’t realize, however, is that in the time that the manager whose team just got screwed on a bad call argues with the umpires futilely, the play could have been reviewed four or five times over. So obviously, that’s not a legitimate argument.

The other reason I’ve heard revolves around the idea of “the human element”. You see, these people prefer the idea that a game can be altered by the human element, or essentially a human fuck-up. To that I say: WHY? I wonder how many Orioles fans liked the human element in October of ’96 when 12-year-old Yankee fan Jeffrey Maier leaned out of the right field stands and caught a Derek Jeter fly ball that Tony Tarrasco had lined up for an easy fly out on the warning track. The umpires ruled the play a home run, essentially awarding that series and a World Series berth erroneously to the Yankees.

I’m not advocating the use of replay for ball/strike calls, however, in my mind there is no reason why fair/foul, catch/trap, and safe/out calls shouldn’t be reviewed for the good and fairness of the game. Every single play of every single Division I-A football game is reviewed before the next snap, and no one has complained about the lack of a human element. We have developed advances in technology to improve our lives by ensuring accuracy and efficiency in all areas of life, so why not put these advances to use in baseball? Or should we keep our trust in the ability of blind old men to make game altering calls?

Eva Longoria Sex Tape

Sorry to waste your time, but this has come out and been defunked already. The Sun posted an article stating

EVA LONGORIA is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet.

Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.

If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since PARIS HILTON'S One Night In Paris.

Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites.

Last year Longoria was rumoured to have featured in a sex tape which also made it online, but it was found out to be fake.

But for anyone who wanted to watch what actually was made:

jalewis' TV Show of the Week(Sept 23-29)

If I was forced to chose one show out of all of the new shows that came out last week: Journeyman, Bionic Woman, Heroes, House, NCIS, Life, Gossip Girl, Shark, etc. it would have been Heroes. Simply because of the fact that many of the previously mentioned shows had pre-air episodes already on the internet, and lots of people had already watched them. Of the shows in their second or third or whatever seasons most were basically just like the previous season. House is House and will always be House. You get the point. Heroes isn't like that, they have something new happen almost every week, and of the shows that I actually watched last week, Heroes is the one I would recommend.















Here is the thread if you're a member of the forums:
http://faceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3060

And here are the download links for the first and second episodes if you aren't:
Episode 1:
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326909/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326892/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326907/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326924/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326894/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326880/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326940/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/58326701/Heroes.Se02.Ep01.part8.rar
Password: HiO

Episode 2:
http://rapidshare.com/files/59648174/HeroesSE02EP01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/59648160/HeroesSE02EP01.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/59648189/HeroesSE02EP01.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/59648140/HeroesSE02EP01.part4.rar

s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt's Band of the Week

Tuesday again and here is my band of the week: The Spill Canvas. With earlier hits on "One Fell Swoop," "Denial Feels So Good," "Go For the Jugular" and off there "EP," I had to give there new album "No Really, I'm Fine" a shot. Sure enough, it's pure genius. I was really blown away by the first track on the album called "Reckless Abandonment" and it only got better. If your into this kind of music I really recommend this album and for the rest of there discography, head on over to F.A.C.E. Forums.

The Spill Canvas - No Really, I'm Fine

01. Reckless Abandonment
02. All Over You
03. Battles
04. Truth
05. Saved
06. Hush Hush
07. Low Fidelity
08. Connect the Dots
09. Bleed, Everyone's Doing It
10. Appreciation and the Bomb
11. One Thing Is for Sure
12. Lullaby
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